TV show quotes
Using the Lemurian probability theorem, I've pinpointed his next destination! We have just minutes to get there!
Yeah, but what do we do when we get there?
That, Mighty One, is up to you.
Then...using the Max probability theorem...I'd say we're in big trouble!
[gulps] Fish pizza?
Yep! With sardines, clams, oysters and anchovy toppings!
Spewtime! What would make anyone eat a fish pizza?
It's all paid for! Even my tip!
[grabbing the pizza] Hey you got any soda to go with that?
You couldn't have spelled out the message in pepperoni?
I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it, Mighty One.
Well, you think of everything, don't you Virg?
I do my best.
You can't fly the plane.
Why? Because I'm a girl?
Because you don't know how.
Yes I do. My mother taught me.
Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
We must act at once, Mighty One!
Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.
Oh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.
Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.
Anath ungth achka?
Achka mokunde Gor.
Virgil, you speak grunt?
Yes. 150 dialects, actually. By the way, our new friend's name is Gor.
You think maybe it's the ticket taker?
[chuckles] I'll punch his ticket!
But why he is changing all you kids into monsters?
Because [Max swings round to find Freako right behind him] I want whole world to look like ME!
The usually Freako has an unbelievably large inferiority complex. Born looking like a clown he ran away to the only place he felt at home...the circus! And here he's been planning his revenge ever since.
These special mirrors... real funhouse mirrors. What they reflect... happens... Care for look? [drops mirror in front of Max]
[horrified by his reflection] No!
Virgil! Norman!
There is nothing you can do, but become... a freak! [cackles]
[Max is smashing his enchanted mirrors] No...what are you doing?
Where is it, Mighty One?
Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...
The ARCANA!!
He's small but he's wiry.
You will be pleased to know that your mental capabilities will long outlive you, once I have incorporated them into my own genetic matrix.
Somehow that fails to assuage my disquietude.
Showoff.
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