You can't really be worried about a bunch of hookers on cassette?
They're not all prostitutes. You said so yourself.
You think hookers on a video-dating service is my idea of a hot date?
Maybe I'll sign up myself.
Now there's an idea.
S4 E10Love at First Sight
Maybe you should send her roses.
Hell, I'll be lucky if I'm not sued. I can see the headlines now; "Undercover cop slugs innocent woman after assault with sex toy."
MOMan on the Radio
Caitlin Davies's new smash jumps two this week to number five.
Two slots?
Not bad for a washed-up has-been, huh?
S4 E11A Rock and a Hard Place
What the hell was all that about?
Business as usual. God, I'd forgotten how odious it can all be.
Yeah, you won't get an argument out of me, but that's not what I'm talkin' about.
Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side — if a bit Neanderthal.
A bit? How much worse does it get?
Okay, one more time. I'm really sorry.
I know. And I love you, Sonny, but this is drivin' me stark ravin'.
I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, the-the music I understand, but the-the business side..
It's not.. It is. Look, I despise all the phony crap that goes with it, but I have to put up with it, because it allows me to do the work that I love to do best. I'm a singer. I could sing in the shower for myself, but I get so much more satisfaction when people can hear me. To get airplay, I have to co-operate with the business people.
Bottom line is, you're doing exactly what you believe is right, and you can't ask any more of yourself than that.
You have the right to remain silent.
GWGordon Wiggins
Don't tell me you're a cop! That's disgusting.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
WWiggins
Can't we discuss this like civilized human beings?
You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
I know it's different worlds, Sonny, but tell me we can make it work.
Or die tryin'.
S4 E15Indian Wars
VVieques
Hey, 6 minutes never killed anybody.
I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.
JDJoe Dan Jumper
[Before jumping down from the balcony] Hey, you know what they say, brother man. Better to die a hero than to live on your knees.
S4 E17Hell Hath No Fury
(In response to the way the Vice team handled the Beaks case) Your behavior in the Beaks case was abominable...you allowed your personal feelings to influence your performance as police officers. I have to be able to treat you like professionals...if you're not prepared to act like professionals in the future, I would like your transfer requests on my desk by the end of the day.
S4 E18Badge of Dishonor
I can understand the idea of being invisible, but don't you think you're taking your, uh, cover a little bit too far?
MSMontana Stone
I don't know. You live undercover, don't you?
Yeah.
You wear thousand-dollar suits and bounce around in a Caddy?
Yeah? So?
So I get my clothes out of dumpsters and I live in a box. We're both after the same thing. You have to work with the scum suckers. I prefer to bust 'em.
So am I gonna start searching or you gonna make it easy?
You're looking at it.
Come on, Montana. It's too late to start playin' games.
This ain't no game, man. Out there, that's a game, but these people's lives are at stake.
These people's lives are at stake? It's funny to hear you say that. Where's the money?
Like I said, this is it.
Are you tellin' me that you put 200 easy grand into this place?
It went pretty fast. The lot cost 125,000. By the time everybody else got their cut, I was left with 50,000 for food and medicine and bedding and sheets and soap and towels, you know?
Why'd you do it with dirty money? Why didn't you just go out and get a grant or something?
Oh, right, right. I tried that once. Ran into a big brick wall. Probably would have had better luck if I said it was for freedom fighters.
The means justify the ends?
You never once heard me try to justify murder.
I never once heard you try to make it anything better either.
You just don't get it, do you?
I want you to help us with the sting.
Colón is too nervous already about the amount of stuff he's sitting on.
Just bring me in as an out-of-town mover. We'll pay him top dollar to take it off his hands.
Look, Tubbs, if you're talking deal...
I'm not talking deal. What I'm saying is I'll lay it out to my lieutenant, and if he goes for it, what do you want?
What do I want? What do I want? This! The remainder of my cut is sitting in a trust fund to keep this shelter running. If you want my help, you make sure that that is untouchable.
I'll do the best I can.
CColon
Something bothering you, Stone?
Yeah, a lot of things bother me, Colon. Do you want me to make a list for you?
CColon
That always seems to be your problem, Montana.
S4 E21Deliver Us From Evil (Part 1)
There's no place for personal vendettas in this department.
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