Caitlin quotes from Miami Vice

Caitlin

What's your fantasy relationship, Crockett? Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, then the chick turns into a TV set so you can watch Monday Night Football?

Crockett

So glad I got this assignment. You're such a nice person.

Crockett

Every time I hear one of you rock stars start crying the blues about that lonely life on the road, it makes me want to throw up.

Caitlin

I suppose you know all about it.

Crockett

No, I don't know nothing. I'm just a dumb cop.

Crockett

I've got a kid.

Caitlin

What flavor?

Crockett

Boy, Billy. He's eight.

Caitlin

So, uh.. When do I get to meet him?

Crockett

Do you know what it means?

Caitlin

I ain't afraid of no kid.

Crockett

You can't really be worried about a bunch of hookers on cassette?

Caitlin

They're not all prostitutes. You said so yourself.

Crockett

You think hookers on a video-dating service is my idea of a hot date?

Caitlin

Maybe I'll sign up myself.

Crockett

Now there's an idea.

Caitlin

Maybe you should send her roses.

Crockett

Hell, I'll be lucky if I'm not sued. I can see the headlines now; "Undercover cop slugs innocent woman after assault with sex toy."

Caitlin Davies's new smash jumps two this week to number five.

Crockett

Two slots?

Caitlin

Not bad for a washed-up has-been, huh?

Crockett

What the hell was all that about?

Caitlin

Business as usual. God, I'd forgotten how odious it can all be.

Crockett

Yeah, you won't get an argument out of me, but that's not what I'm talkin' about.

Crockett

Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side — if a bit Neanderthal.

Caitlin

A bit? How much worse does it get?

Crockett

Okay, one more time. I'm really sorry.

Caitlin

I know. And I love you, Sonny, but this is drivin' me stark ravin'.

Crockett

I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, the-the music I understand, but the-the business side..

Caitlin

It's not.. It is. Look, I despise all the phony crap that goes with it, but I have to put up with it, because it allows me to do the work that I love to do best. I'm a singer. I could sing in the shower for myself, but I get so much more satisfaction when people can hear me. To get airplay, I have to co-operate with the business people.

Caitlin

I know it's different worlds, Sonny, but tell me we can make it work.

Crockett

Or die tryin'.