What's your fantasy relationship, Crockett? Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, then the chick turns into a TV set so you can watch Monday Night Football?
So glad I got this assignment. You're such a nice person.
Every time I hear one of you rock stars start crying the blues about that lonely life on the road, it makes me want to throw up.
I suppose you know all about it.
No, I don't know nothing. I'm just a dumb cop.
TLTommy Lowe
What is this, heavy metal?
I've got a kid.
What flavor?
Boy, Billy. He's eight.
So, uh.. When do I get to meet him?
Do you know what it means?
I ain't afraid of no kid.
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