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Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Ishnifus Meaddle, Murderface and others in “Unfinished Business”

IMIshnifus Meaddle

What you must understand is that the Metalocalypse has been moving forward. These events have been foreseen—the death of a religious figure by the hand of the godless half-man set the clock to lurch forward. That five souls would come to shepherd us through the darkest times known.

Murderface

Is that old guy supposed to be Santa Claus or some shit? Are we getting presents? What is happening here?!

IIshnifus

We are trying to tell you that you're the ones for which we have been waiting thousands and thousands of years. You are the chosen ones.

Murderface

You mean we're the Jews?

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