[at an audition for his new band, the drummer is doing a Metal beat] Stop, stop listen! It sounds like you're trying to sound like Dethklok, all right? That's- You're missing the point!
Yeah, guys, we're trying to get away, from the Dethklok sound, we're moving on. Get it? Nathan why don't you explain a little more about that.
Uhh...okay y-yeah.
Explains the sounds a bit...to them.
Uhh, it's gotta be umm, what are we talking about how it's sounds...
Measurables, hows to be extra sounds...
Extra...it has to be more than...
It has to be, you know, more dans the...
Yeah, but with less! But with less. Yeah.
Dat's the idea. So do dats.
There's no other way to explain it other than- I hope you were listening, 'cause that's not gonna happen again!
Skwisgaar: Yeah.
All right, ready? [drummer goes again, with a bit more variety] One, two- NOPE! NOPE! YES! Yes, yes-Nope. Okay thank you, you're done. [drummer stops playing] What am I doing wrong here?!
Between you and me, I don't think they get it. You know, you may need some studio ringers.
Session guys?
Yeah, session guys, hot shots, they just, they'll give you what you want, and all I gotta do is give them a ringy-ding. You say go and I will.
Oh, I don't know. What do you think?
I uhhh, was not listenings...to what....you two saids...
All right, let's do it.
Yeah.
Let's send these jerks home.
[to entire audition line] GO HOMES DING DONGS!
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