Congratulations, you can now call your parents and safely say you are now Murdertooth recording artists, Get Thee Hence!
Yeaaah! [start celebrating]
So where's our advance, son?
Uhh I'm sorry I don't even know what you're talking about.
Where's our fucking advance, you heard us.
Oh oh oh the advance! Oh you mean advance money!
Wait wait wait. Hold up hold up hold up. Are you sure you're even a fucking label?
Kinds of.
[shoves Toki away] Toki shut up! We're the fucking real deal, bros. But look. Shouldn't we get a contract in place or something?
You guys hear that fucking back peddling bullshit fucking suits.
What? No, man! We're not suits! We're your bros. Toki, get my checkbook. [gets checkbook] Sooo, what uhh like five thousand?
What do I look like, a fucking hooker?
Fifteen.
Keep coming.
Thirty.
Uh uh.
[growing nervous] Forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety, hundred, hundred-ten [faster] hundred-twenty, hundred thirty, hundred forty-hundred fifty, hundred sixty, hundred seventy, hundred eighty, hundred ninety, two hundred! Two-ten, two-twenty, two-thirty, two-forty, two-fifty, two-sixty, two-seventy, two-eighty, two-ninety, three hundred! Five...hundred thousand dollars! And that is my final offer-five-ten. Five-twenty? Five-thirty, five-forty, six hundred? Seven hundred. Eight hundred. Nine hundred...a million.
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