So this girl wants to get it on with you?
Yeahs, the 15ths.
Why is that important?
That's when she says she ams ovulatings and that's the chances are highs for whats to be pregnants.
So she wants to have planned sex with you.
Sex designed to procreate? Ugh! Fucking gross.
You can't tell me when to have a boner! That's my business!
And you knows what else? [brings up Caroline's photo on his Dethphone] This is what she looks like!
Ohhh boy...
She looks like a gorilla whats been shaved!!!
Yeah, well, your in the hot seat. Look, you want some advice, I got some for you, alright? When the 15th comes, you just gotta listen. Alright?
Listens?
You need listen to your dick Toki. Your dick will tell you exactly what you need to do, alright? Listen to your dick.
Yeah, listen to your dick.
Listens to my dick!
And also, don't ever get into a room that you can't get out of.
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