Mr. Wartooth, our company is very serious about finding their clients a life-ladymate partner.
Life-ladymates partner.
Yes. We're confident that our matching system is so solid that we give a 100% guarantee.
Well, that ams some impressive numbers, buts I'm lookings not onlys for a friends but also a companions and the mothers to my childrens.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.
....That's it?
Yes, sir.
Huh.
We can pinpoint your future ladymate partner's fertility to the second.
Not to brag, but I can pinpoint my fertility, too. All I need is some lotion and a little DSL-quality internet and some napkins. [Toki looks mortified and the consultant shocked] I'm kidding, of course! Keep going.
I tolds you you could comes in if you didn'ts ruins my meeting.
I think I'm enhancing the meeting. [Toki covers his eyes with his hand in embarrassment] Look, sir, I just want to meet like a hundred girls and fuck the bajeesus out of them. So, uh, can we set up an account here or something?
We don't do that here. This is for lifemates.
Damn! This is not gonna be easy.
Just waits in the fucking lobby!
Sorry! Gaaaah! [to consultant] You better find this guy some pussy because he is really-
WILL YOU FUCKINGS GETS OUT OF HERE?!?!
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