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S1 E15

Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Comedian, Nathan and others in “Unfinished Business”

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And William Murderface! What's it like spending a day with actual musicians? [Murderface says nothing, while everyone around him laughs] All those years and nothing's rubbed off?

[laughing hard] Yeah!

CComedian

Seriously folks, what do you throw a drowning bass player? His amp!

CComedian

And Skwisgaar Skwigelf! You fuck more woman than breast cancer! [more laughs] I'm kidding of course, but back to Murderface. After selling krillions of records, its refreshing to see, that women still won't fuck you! [more laughs, William just looks on] Skinky crack whores who need the money are like, "no thanks."

[softly] That's not true.

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