I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
Why can'ts it be a ladies boobs whats cleans your teeth?
[pause, then Murderface and Nathan start chuckling]
You know, usually...
Usually you have really bad ideas, but that-
That's a billion-dollar idea.
Cleaning your teeth with tits!
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