Wow, what a shit-hole. Look at that stage, it's fucking tiny!
Oh wait, no dude, it's just an optical illusion. It just looks small because it's really far away. Check it out, I'll walk all the way over to it. [walks right into the stage] Holy shit! That's tiny!!
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