All right, guys, this is costing us several million dollars to destroy this report. Now, I want you to know that, William. A lot of stuff that you don't know about goes into silencing the media. First off we need to make agreements with all participants to evict information from the record. This of course includes rounding up all participants. And of course if there are any problems, we'll have to deal with them.
You can take this waiver and shove it up your ass!
Let it be noted that the participant is belligerent.
Noted. Participant slated for mental reprogramming, (Angry fan screams as he is strapped to surgery table) facial reconstructive surgery, (A scalpel is brought to his face) and relocation. (The fan is tossed out a garbage truck into the middle of a desert road with a new face)
Well, you guys don't need to know everything that goes into it. Just know that it's a long, complicated and expensive process.
THIS ISN'T MY FACE!!!!
This happens every time you, William, have a media disaster. Which is often.
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