Nathan, Skwisgaar and others in “Unfinished Business”

Nathan

What do you want like a shot or whatever?

Skwisgaar

Yeah, whatsevers gets us drunks the fastest.

Nathan

[to the guys behind the counter] You, hey you! Right there, vodka, two doubles.

Skwisgaar

Gives to us deh bottles.

Nathan

...'cause we got lots of cash.

Fellas, it doesn't actually work that wan, man.

Not that way man.

But I'll tell you what. [whispering] You guys like shots?

Nathan

Uh, yeah sure fine.

How 'bout this guys? How about a totally cool shot of ice-cold mountain water?

Oooh.

Chilled with, cucumber slices?

Or maybe you're feeling zazzy? How 'bout some of this, sparkling cherry-applesauce drink?

How 'bout you,Tonto? You look like you have a taste for things south of the border. You like margaritas?

Nathan

[muttered] Uh-huh.

I think that's a yes!

If you love margaritas, why not try some...lemonade?

Nathan

This is bullshit! Don't fuck with us! You got alcohol?

We have something better!

Nathan

What would that be?

An apple, God's alcohol.

Nathan

[leans over the counter and starts beckoning them] Hey could you come here really quickly? Both of you come here, I just wanna tell you something...

[both clerks lean over the counter] I'm right here.

What's going on?

Nathan

I just wanna tell you something...

Closer?

Nathan

Yeah, a little bit, little bit closer.

Hi.

Nathan

Hi.

Ow ow ow ow ow!

Nathan

[pulls them to his face] Don't ever fuck with me and alcohol, got it?