[the band, while sightseeing in Norway, go to a Black Metal store.]
This is my olds friend, Vrunkus Snorge.
VVrunkus
Well, if it isn't the commercially successfuls Toki Wartooth.
Guy seems like an asshole.
VVrunkus
I am pagans dropped in this conservative hell that is Norway.
Man, what the fuck are you listenin' to?
VVrunkus
This ams a demo tape from my band Hestekuk, what means "a horse's dick". Do you like it?
I dunno, it's okay.
VVrunkus
Then I hate it!
Hey, where's all the Dethklok albums?
VVrunkus
I don't sell them. [scoffs] Too digital.
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