All right, listen up! First things first. The conditions down here are repugnant! It's infested with rats, moles, and some strain of flesh-eating virus.
Pretty metal.
Pretty metal.
Oh is it? Your staff is dying down here. Is that metal?
I hate to say it, but, yeah.
Yeah, not to be contradictory but it's very metal.
(pause) Is it metal to have your drains clogged with dead, rotting employees?
Yeah. It is, actually.
Metal.
Is it metal to have easily avoidable work-related accidents the cause of death?
Yeah, again, metal.
Is it metal for none of you to care at all?
Yeah it's way more metal if we don't care about it.
Well... I guess I uh didn't know all that stuff was metal. Anyway, follow me.
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