Stupid, Dumb, Dildo, Jack-off, Jerk, Tits, Ass! [stops] What's this? *Gasps* [sees a flyer that reads: Guitar Lessons from Guitar Master! All styles!- Contact: Dimneld Selftcark. Toki rips a piece of paper from the flyer. He reads the name aloud.] Dim..neld..Selft..cark...
*Gasps* Yous, amazings!
Yeah, I guess I am, huh?
Gots to have lessons from you!
Show me what you can do.
Oh yeah! [Looks around.] Oh no.
Where’s your guitar, boy?
Thinks I lefts it at the Urban Outfitters.
Hmm…Can I be honest with you? I don’t think you got it kid. I don’t think you got the discipline. To be great, it takes lots of practice, and you either got that fire in your belly, or you don’t.
But I dos! I dos! Looks, I needs my own guitar identitys. You gots to help me, Mr. Selftcark!
Only, if you promise me you’ll go all the way. No short-cuts. No bull. All, or nothin’!
You gots the deal!
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