It seems that Dethklok has decided to become professional actors. Gentlemen, our resident acting expert, Dr. Chaz Fazzledoctinhoffer. Dr. Chaz.
This whole Dethklok acting business concerns me! We've gone to great lengths to control movies and blend them together with television into one bland, lifeless face that the humanoid public can nourish off of.
You think Dethklok could really have an impact on the movie industry?
What Dethklok does for the news awakens the imagination of the public! They have... charisma... They have... it! They have... zazz...
Supposing they do make a successful movie, what's the worst case scenario?
Independent thought return, creative control goes back to the artists, actors become smart and cool again, movies become thoughtful, endings become hard to figure out, people go to theaters and... interact with each other...
And become entirely harder to control...
The domino effect...
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