Now be nice to this one daddy, I'm sick of you scaring all my dates away!
Well, if they can't stand the heat, I don't want them near your kitchen! [studio laughter]
I don't even know what that means!
Well what does this guy do anyway?
He works at this place, the morgue? [studio laughter]
Penelope's Father; Well, at least your mother will like him! [studio laughter]
What?
Ummm, people must be dying to work with him! [studio laughter]
Morgue, huh? This one might not scare so easily. [opens the door]
[indignantly] Do you think that a driveway is a funny place for a dog to sleep?! [studio laughter]
Uh, this isn't your dog... is it? [studio laughter]
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