Or maybe, like, we get him an endangered species, and then, we could kill it? That'd be cool.
I just read about this thing online you can buy a star and name it. Like, what if we named it, like, Mulhalmad Ali, the black prizefighter? That would be his gift.
Fuck you.
Wait a minute! I got it - we'll give him the blackest most meaningless gift of all.
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