(Telepathically) Hello, Morgana.
Did you hear that?
AAglain
We don't always need to speak to communicate.
S2 E3The Nightmare Begins
(During the battle, Merlin is scanning the camp and he sees Mordred. Mordred sees him.)
(Telepathically) Hello, Emrys.
(Mordred runs off)
She's my friend!
She cannot be trusted!
S2 E4Lancelot and Guinevere
You look troubled, Gwen.
Oh, I’m fine.
You’re very secretive these days; I’m beginning to think there’s a man involved.
When do I get to meet any decent men?
How can you be so heartless? Gwen is the most kind, loyal person you would ever meet and she’s been more than a friend to all of us! And you would leave at the mercy of those animals!
Morgana.
Have you no shame? Do you think of no one but yourself?
Morgana –
I knew you were many things Arthur Pendragon, but I didn’t know you were a gutless coward!
Morgana! Perhaps if you would stop shouting at me for one second, you would notice that I am packing.
The ransom was supposed to be delivered to the Vale of Dinaria; if they’re holding Gwen anywhere, it has to be there. Which means we can save a day’s riding if we cut through the tunnels of Andor.
Oh, no. I know that face, I’m not going to like this am I? What’s in the tunnels?
They’re infested with Wilddeoren.
What are Wilddeoren?
They’re like giant – [gestures with hands, and then sees Merlin’s expression and brings his hands much closer together] – baby rats.
Baby rats? They don’t sound so bad –
They feast on human flesh.
Maybe we should go over the mountains…
[after Merlin realises Arthur did not know if the berries would hide them from the Wilddeoren]
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have risked your life like that.
Well. They do say love makes you do strange things…
What are you talking about?
Why can’t you just admit your feelings for Gwen? [Arthur starts to walk away] It’s so obvious! A blind man could see it! Is it really that hard to admit you like her? Just say it!
I can’t. How can I admit that I think about her all the time? Or that I care about her more than anyone? How can I admit that I don’t know what I’ll do if any harm comes to her?
Why can’t you?
Because nothing can ever happen between us! To admit my feelings, knowing that… hurts too much.
(to Gwen) I would die for you a thousand times.
Look on the bright side: you’ve still got me!
Is that supposed to cheer me up?
Thought it might.
You really are a complete idiot, aren’t you Merlin?
S2 E5Beauty and the Beast (Part 1)
[Merlin has shown Lady Catrina and Jonas into a luxurious bedroom. Catrina and Jonas are now alone]
CLady Catrina
[disgusted] Well I can't sleep here! This whole place stinks of cleanliness!
S2 E6Beauty and the Beast (Part 2)
[Lady Catrina has turned back into a troll. Jonas brings her a present]
C|Lady Catrina
[sniffs] What's that, then? What is that smell?
JJonas
A treat.
[Lady Catrina rubs her hands with glee. Jonas produces a bucket of horse-manure]
JJonas
To celebrate. Fresh from the stables.
[Lady Catrina starts to eat the manure]
CLady Catrina
Ooooh, Jonas. You do know how to treat a lady!
(Gaius, Sir Leon, and a number of Knights have called a meeting to tell Uther about Queen Catrina)
I didn't know we were due a court meeting.
Well, we just wanted to make sure you knew, just in case it passed you by. You do know, your wife is a troll, sire?
What?
Well, what with the warts and the -
The smell.
The smell. She also appears to have a set of fangs.
I wouldn't call them fangs. More like tusks.
Yes, they are more like tusks. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. We just thought you should know.
(Gaius and Sir Leon smile)
The next person to insult Queen Catrina, will be charged with treason and executed.
(Gaius and Sir Leon's smiles fade)
(to Merlin) You have to get out of here, my father has ordered me to arrest you.
Well, despite appearances Merlin isn't stupid.
(whispering) Arthur! Arthur!
(jumps out of bed, grabbing a sword, unable to see the source of the voice) Who's there?!
(pops his head out from under bed, grinning) Merlin!
(jumps) Ahh!... (lowers sword) You're back.
(still grinning) I never left!
You mean to say..
Yes!
You've been under there, this whole time.
(smile vanishes) No! Of course not, no!
(points sword at him in a threatening manner) cause if you were...
I wasn't, I swear!
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