“Beauty and the Beast (Part 2)” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Arthur Pendragon (4), Merlin (2), Gaius (1), Uther Pendragon (1), Sir Leon (1)
[Lady Catrina has turned back into a troll. Jonas brings her a present]
[sniffs] What's that, then? What is that smell?
A treat.
[Lady Catrina rubs her hands with glee. Jonas produces a bucket of horse-manure]
To celebrate. Fresh from the stables.
[Lady Catrina starts to eat the manure]
Ooooh, Jonas. You do know how to treat a lady!
(Gaius, Sir Leon, and a number of Knights have called a meeting to tell Uther about Queen Catrina)
I didn't know we were due a court meeting.
Well, we just wanted to make sure you knew, just in case it passed you by. You do know, your wife is a troll, sire?
What?
Well, what with the warts and the -
The smell.
The smell. She also appears to have a set of fangs.
I wouldn't call them fangs. More like tusks.
Yes, they are more like tusks. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. We just thought you should know.
(Gaius and Sir Leon smile)
The next person to insult Queen Catrina, will be charged with treason and executed.
(Gaius and Sir Leon's smiles fade)
(to Merlin) You have to get out of here, my father has ordered me to arrest you.
Well, despite appearances Merlin isn't stupid.
(whispering) Arthur! Arthur!
(jumps out of bed, grabbing a sword, unable to see the source of the voice) Who's there?!
(pops his head out from under bed, grinning) Merlin!
(jumps) Ahh!... (lowers sword) You're back.
(still grinning) I never left!
You mean to say..
Yes!
You've been under there, this whole time.
(smile vanishes) No! Of course not, no!
(points sword at him in a threatening manner) cause if you were...
I wasn't, I swear!
Merlin.
(turns)
I want you to know that, I never doubted you.
(looks doubtful)
Alright maybe I did, but it's your own fault. You've a suspicious air about you. Shifty. Like you've for something to hide...
(look of innocence) I am an open book.
I don't believe that for a second.
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