(Gaius, Sir Leon, and a number of Knights have called a meeting to tell Uther about Queen Catrina)
I didn't know we were due a court meeting.
Well, we just wanted to make sure you knew, just in case it passed you by. You do know, your wife is a troll, sire?
What?
Well, what with the warts and the -
The smell.
The smell. She also appears to have a set of fangs.
I wouldn't call them fangs. More like tusks.
Yes, they are more like tusks. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. We just thought you should know.
(Gaius and Sir Leon smile)
The next person to insult Queen Catrina, will be charged with treason and executed.
(Gaius and Sir Leon's smiles fade)
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