[Tony is trying to destroy a giant plastic fish with a finger-nail-file]
I saw Gary kissing a woman.
[Tony stops filing]
A woman other than Dorothy?
Yes.
Are you sure it wasn't Dorothy in disguise?
Yes.
Or someone disguised as Gary?
Yes.
Blimey... Wayhey!
No, Tony, not "wayhey".
No, not "wayhey", sorry.
Gary seemed really keen on this girl, and Dorothy thinks she's pregnant, it's all a big mess.
Oh, yes. Still, wayhey!
No!
No. No, not, no.
Talk to Gary, he'll listen to you.
He doesn't do anything I tell him to do, except for his Ken Dodd impression, he doesn't mind doing that.
Well, find this girl, warn her off Gary. She's one of the delegates. I think her name's Wendy. Here...
[She takes one of Gary's suits from the cupboard]
...wear this, and mingle.
Alright, but you must stay, and file my fish.
No.
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