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Gary and Tony in “Part 1: "Performance”

[on Dorothy & Gary's baby attempts]

Gary

I'll tell you a secret, you have to promise not to tell anyone though.

Tony

Sure.

Gary

To be honest, I'm having a bit of a problem... performing.

Tony

What, you mean...

Gary

Yeah.

Tony

The fire's burning but the logs not going in?

Gary

Yeah.

Tony

Mr. Toad's still curled up in Toad Hall?

Gary

Yeah.

Tony

The magic bus doesn't want to go to Manchester?

Gary

Thanks, no, it doesn't. Still, it's not a problem, happens to most men, sometime in their life.

Tony

Sure, mate, no, you'll be alright.

Gary

Thanks, mate.

Tony

Doesn't make you any less of a man, does it? Just because... you're a big poof.

[Tony runs away]

Gary

What?

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