We always said if we ended up as one of those couples who watch television in bed, we'd split up.
(still watching) Close the door quietly on your way out.
Gary, when I was away, did you sleep with a woman?
How do you mean "woman"?
A woman. You know, the ones with what you and Tony call "shirt potatoes".
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