Gary, you know masturbation?
Vaguely, yes.
And you know women?
Women, yes.
Well, when they do it, right, they just imagine Richard Gere or Linford Christie or whatever lying on top of them, probably on a mountain top.
Or in a leafy glade.
Yeah, something with a girly atmosphere, yeah.
Whereas all we have to do is reach for your favourite mag and yank yer plank!
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