[on his daffodil present to Deborah being thrown away]
Excuse me! That was a present.
RRay
Oh, yeah, right, I could tell it was from you, it was scrawny, served no obvious purpose, and neither of us liked it.
Well, I'll have it back then, please.
Why?
I wanna do some cuttings.
How can you do cuttings from a dead daffodil?
You make incisions in the green, middle, stick-y bit, put it in the airing cupboard, couple of days, hey-presto... tulips!
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