You bastard.
Oh, bastard, is it? Well, at least I'm not a dork and that's what she called you.
Ah! She doesn't know the word "dork". Ha.
Well, she looked it up in a dictionary, and she couldn't decide between "dork", "jerk" and "berk".
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