[shows Dante Zaretti's mug shot to Ella] You know him?
Who doesn't? Dante Zaretti. P.I. to the stars.
Have you ever used his services?
Half of my clients are married to cheating, drug-abusing, tax-evading celebutards. I have five P.I.'s on speed dial. That's not a crime. Why am I here?
We're still trying to account for your timeline the night Sydney Andrews died.
Didn't we cover this?
Where were you?
Like I said the first time, I left Coal at midnight. And then I went home and spent the night molesting my neighbor, David Breck. It's okay, he's over 18.
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