Ray and Gregg in “Unfinished Business”

Ray

Hey, Gregg.

Hi, Ray!

Ray

You know, Addy would really like it if you and I were friends.

Oh! Well--

Ray

And, as a token of my esteem, I brought you this baseball signed by Pete Rose that says, "I'm sorry for betting on baseball."

Wow! Thanks, Ray.

Ray

Uh-huh.

Well, I'm glad things are going so well. You're a very lucky raccoon.

Ray

Lucky? What, uh… What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing! It's just… I mean, Addy's amazing.

Ray

And what, Gregg, I'm not? Is that what you're saying? That she's too good for me?

No!

Ray

Oh, I knew it! You think because you both got your long necks and your good voices, and your pecker goes corkscrew like this, and her wawa goes corkscrew like that?! You'd be a perfect match?!

Hey, buddy, are you having sexual problems?

Ray

[losing control of his temper] YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN BEAK! [starts strangling him by the neck]