[catching Penelope sneaking off, after snooping on the forbidden romance of her and Summer] Where do you think you're going?
Jesus! Bethany, you scared the scat out of me.
I know you've been sneaking around with that hound.
[gasps in shock] I have no idea what you're talking about.
Don't play dumb! I saw you have, like, 11 orgasms. You got finger blasted in a river…
Would you shut up, you little creep?! [trying to keep her quiet]
[yelps] Mom! Dad!
Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?
Penelope's been sneaking off and hooking up with a hound!
What?!
Is this true?
Yes, it's true! We're in love!
That's ridiculous!
Penelope, you are a fox. She is a hound!
We're in a cave! This is a rock. Who cares?
Oh, my God! The whole filthy pack must have our scent by now!
We need to leave immediately!
What?
If we stay, they'll track us, kill us in our sleep, tear open our insides and use our intestines as scarves!
Dad, you've got to stop watching Fox News!
Both of you, pack up your things. We leave a daybreak.
[throws down her suitcase] NO! You don't even know Summer! She would never hurt us!
I know she ain't nothing but a hound dog.
And she is not a friend of ours!
[reaching her breaking point, on the verge of tears] YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! [runs out of the window, and heads towards the farm]
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