[Evening at Penelope's family house… Bethany is explaining about one of the hounds chasing Penelope into the woods while the family is having dinner]
And then the hound chased Pen into the woods. I thought they were gonna rip her tit to taint!
[strictly] This is exactly why you're not supposed to go near that farm!
Dad, she's being dramatic, okay?
Hounds are vicious, vile animals!
They won't stop until we're all dead and stuffed with sawdust.
With glass eyeballs!
Guys! We're fine!
What if you ended up like Judy O'Doherty's son?
Torn to pieces!
What?
They found his head in the woods and his rump in the river, Penelope. He was gonna be an optometrist!
Is that a good job? Or…
[sternly] You listen to me, young lady. This is not a game. You are not to go near that farm ever again. Understand?
Yes, I understand.
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