You sold my underwear?
I very much did, yes, but you can take any pair you want from this box…
Ew!
I'll even throw in this rusty thermos.
Oh, my God! You have a whole box of used underpants?!
Oh, no. No, no, no. Macey, these are my treasured memories.
That you sold to some pervert?
Dave's not a pervert. He's a creep.
He poured soup into your underwear. Ew! Oh, my God!
Does that make you feel any better?
Ugh, no! I thought you were cute and fun.
I am cute and fun.
You're sad and disgusting, Ray! And on behalf of all the females in the forest, I am taking these! [angrily takes the box out of his hands and heads to the front door]
What? No! Not my treasured stink box!
Ugh! You do not get to sell any more panties, you repulsive trash panda!
Okay, that is a slur, and it's hurtful. But just to be clear, so… so we're not having sex again?
Yes.
Yes, we are?
No!
No, we are?
No, we're not having sex!
Why not?!
Because… YOU'RE CREEPY RAY! Ugh! [leaves, slamming the door closed]
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