What the hell?!
Dad!
Alan!
Awkward.
My dear friend. I know this must be alarming.
No shit! You're bucking my daughter!
Well, you're bucking Cassie! She's somebody's daughter too!
I'm also a yoga teacher.
Well, let's just all just calm down. Fawn is an adult. She can make her own decisions.
Oh, can she? You're twice her age!
Oh, my God, you're such a hypocrite!
Well, you, young lady, are a… a slut!
Excuse me?!
Rude!
Hey. Don't talk to her that way.
She's my daughter, Charles. And I'll talk to her however I want! [starts pawing his hooves on the ground]
Oh, is that how it is? [doing the same thing]
Yeah, that's how it is!
Well, guess what? I can paw at the ground too, motherbucker!
Can you? Can you paw at the ground? I can see that!
Looks like we're both pawing.
LOOKS LIKE IT!
That seems to be the situation.
Guys, please don't charge each other!
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