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S1 E15

Mating Season · Season 1, Episode 15

Alan, Fawn and others in “Unfinished Business”

AAlan

What the hell?!

Dad!

CCharles

Alan!

CCassie

Awkward.

CCharles

My dear friend. I know this must be alarming.

AAlan

No shit! You're bucking my daughter!

Well, you're bucking Cassie! She's somebody's daughter too!

CCassie

I'm also a yoga teacher.

CCharles

Well, let's just all just calm down. Fawn is an adult. She can make her own decisions.

AAlan

Oh, can she? You're twice her age!

Oh, my God, you're such a hypocrite!

AAlan

Well, you, young lady, are a… a slut!

Excuse me?!

CCassie

Rude!

CCharles

Hey. Don't talk to her that way.

AAlan

She's my daughter, Charles. And I'll talk to her however I want! [starts pawing his hooves on the ground]

CCharles

Oh, is that how it is? [doing the same thing]

AAlan

Yeah, that's how it is!

CCharles

Well, guess what? I can paw at the ground too, motherbucker!

AAlan

Can you? Can you paw at the ground? I can see that!

CCharles

Looks like we're both pawing.

AAlan

LOOKS LIKE IT!

CCharles

That seems to be the situation.

Guys, please don't charge each other!

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