Radar' O'Reilly: Here they come!
Spearchucker' Jones: I don't hear nothin'.
Radar' O'Reilly: Wait for it.
Hawkeye Pierce : [writing to his father] You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter Dad. Let me see if I can put things in a better way. At this particular Mobile Army Hospital, we are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient.We care only about getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to put on the fine touches. We work fast and we're not dainty. We try to play par surgeon on this course. Par is a live patient.
[Everyone has just come out of a long OR session]

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