Miriam
Well, a body can't be married to a man like Charlie for five months without wondering how the rest of his life turned out.
Loretta
Oh! Well, I can answer that for you real quick: It turned out great. See, Charlie is happier than a hungry hog with a bowl o' slops. … I mean, we have what a lot of people call "the ideal marriage". We're just so plum in love that it's kinda sickening to some folks.
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