[On the phone] Grandpa Larkin's at the police station?
Yes he is.
Is he alright?
Well, not exactly.
Is he hurt? I mean, what did he have, an accident?
No, he's not hurt. And I'm afraid what happened to him was not an accident.
I don't know what you mean.
I'm afraid he did it deliberately. That's why he was arrested.
What was he arrested for?
Indecent exposure.
[Puzzled] Indecent exposure?
That's right. I'm afraid Miss Hartman that your grandfather is the Fernwood flasher.
[stunned] Listen. Uh, um... I can't talk now. I'm on the phone.
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