[Al is trying to fit shoes to three fat women.]
Fat Woman
They don't fit and your ad says we fit every foot.
Al
Yes ma'am, but what our problem is what we're dealing with is not what Webster meant by feet. Now let's face it girls, what we got here are rib roast with nails. Now what I suggest is surrounding your toosties with those brown potatoes, wrapped in foil and served with dry white.
[The fat women are insulted and leave.]
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