Edward quotes from MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance

Edward

The witches of the world of MÄR keep to themselves, and they have built a settlement in the islands of Chaldea just Northeast of Lestava. They don’t have relationships with any other countries, and no outsiders are allowed in their territories. In fact, they’re seldom seen outside of Chaldea.

Edward

(About Dorothy) That girl is a witch, isn’t she?

That’s right.

Edward

…But even among witches the one called Dorothy has a bad reputation.

Reputation?

Edward

I’ve heard she’ll do anything to steal, snatch, or take any ÄRM she can. Instead of Dorothy, you should think of her as Doro-THIEF!

Dorothy

What was that, did you say somethin’ dog?

Edward

Ah! It was, uh, nothing! I just mentioned how beautiful you looked in the breeze!

Dorothy

Oh, thanks! Aw, what a cute little poochie you are!

Jack

Well, then what comes after this?

Edward

War games. After destroying much of the world, and fostering fear and hatred among the people of MÄR, they will offer up a competition. This way, they can kill those who might rebel against them and acquire their ÄRM, eliminating the strong and forcing the weak to live in fear. In the games six years ago, Boss and Alan entered to lead the Cross Guard to victory. Having lost in the previous war, the Chess Pieces will most definitely want revenge. It shouldn’t be long before it happens again, just like it did six years ago!

(punches the mountain beside him, cracking it) A game? (The cracked area crumbles, leaving a large hole around Ginta’s fist) They found a way kill even more people, and they call it a game?!?!? Now I understand, now I understand… why everyone is trying to stop the Chess Pieces. We have to stop them, they have to be destroyed completely!

Princess Snow

Eeed…

Edward

Huh?

Princess Snow

(loudly) Let’s cut loose, tonight we’re gonna have fun!!! (laughs)

Edward

Oh, Princeeeess!!! You drank the Buffula Nut juice, didn’t you, Princess?

Princess Snow

ehh… Uh-huh! *laughs*

Edward

That’s potent stuff, alright, once you start laughing you won’t be able to stop for an hour.

Uh, you came from the country of witches, isn’t that right, Dorothy? Well, why’d you leave your home, anyway?

Dorothy

I needed to search for powerful ÄRM, and…

Dorothy, you must gather every ÄRM you can find. We are going to destroy… THAT WOMAN!!!

Dorothy

There’s a woman… that I’m looking for. So I can destroy her.

*laughs* Haa, that’s a good one, Dorothy! Heh heh… heh. I mean, uh… you were just kidding about that, right?

Princess Snow

(after kicking Ginta in the back of the head) Snoooow KICK! *lands and laughs hysterically*

What’s wrong with you, why’d you drop kick me?!?!?

Princess Snow

You’re always talking with Dorothy, what about me, what about meeee???

Edward

Well, I must say it’s good to see the Princess so spirited again! After all the running and fighting, she must have been very stressed.

Jack

You mean, you mean THAT’S how she really is?

Edward

That makes the score for this round one to one. The last match will be Ginta’s. I can see you’re taking these events very seriously, Dorothy.

Dorothy

No, I just don’t know how to react.

Dorothy

GIIIIIIIIIIINTAAAAAAA!!! (tackles Ginta and gushes as he struggles to get away) Gargoyle was just amazing, Ginta! (kisses him on the cheek) I've never seen anything like it! He's an amazing guardian! (kisses him again)

Princess Snow

(watching this with flames behind her) Oooo, Dorothy you witch! oo, you move quickly!

Edward

Oh, Princess! Not again!

Alviss

What? You'll be fighting in tomorrow's match?

Snow

Yes, Dorothy, Nanashi and I will do the fighting.

Edward

Princess...

Nanashi

You already had a turn to show your stuff, Al. Tomorrow's our turn to have a little bit of fun, okay? Come on.

Dorothy

Since Ginta and Jack are gone anyway, now's the perfect time to switch members, don't you think?

Nanashi

This'll be perfect, a girl on each arm! Hahahaha!

Alviss

Are you certain about this?

Snow

Of course I am! My magical powers are stronger, just like Ginta's! Right, Ed?

Edward

I suppose.

Bell

Mr. Doggy?

Edward

Yes?

Bell

If you're worried about Princess Snow, why don't you just sub in for her?

Edward

(crying) Well, of course that would be the best solution! But if I tried to fight like this I wouldn't last 5 seconds! They'd fry me to a crisp! But that doesn't matter 'cause I didn't take the test anyway. I'm just so useless!

Bell

Just 5 seconds? Aren't you ashamed of that? Anyway, don't you turn into that cool warrior if you fall asleep three times or something? So why are you still hanging out here as a dog anyway?

Edward

(still crying) Actually, I've had a bout of insomnia. Last night I was so worried that I stayed up all night! I didn't get a wink of sleep at all! WAAAAAAHHHH!!! Why must I have such a good-for-nothing body!!!

Bell

Oh-- there, there, don't cry!!