Jack quotes from MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance

Jack

So.. they’re a family. (thinking) Oh, Mom… How have you been doing? I hope you’re okay.

Jack

(thinking) So that girl’s our next opponent, huh? It’s hard to believe… (looks at Garon) that a total tough guy like that could have such a pretty daughter.

Jack

Mom, I’ve come so far from our farm, now that I think about it, I worked hard on our little island of Pazurika. Those Rogalu wolves always picked on me, and nothing would’ve changed, except… Ginta showed up from another world and brought his talking ÄRM, Babbo! They both rescued me. Then we both went on a journey together! Can you see me mom? I’m here, right now, on this important stage! And now… all of MÄR is watching me!

Jack

Wait! (grabs shovel and stands) I don’t give up that easily. This isn’t over!

Jack

(pulls beans from his pocket and scatters them on the field) GROW!!! (jumps up, then drives his Battle Shovel into the field) Grow, earth beans! (magic stones glow, then beans glow, then they sprout and send huge vines towards Pano, wrapping her up tight) Alright, let’s see you try and move now.

Jack

Babbo's third version is AWESOME!

Jack

That's our friend Ginta, alright.

(after Jack asks about his dog tag) What do you think? Snow made it for me, pretty cool, huh? *laughs*

Jack

(trying to hide how jealous he is) Sweet, looks good.

Dorothy

Ginta, you can have my dagger ring, here!

I already have Babbo’s dagger ÄRM, so I don’t need it!

Dorothy

(crushed) Waaaahhh!!!

Babbo

*laughs* They modeled that dog tag after me, an excellent decision, in my opinion. Look at its circular perfection, its stately nose, its well-groomed facial hair! Couldn’t be more perfect.

Nanashi

Okay. Let’s take our guests home, men. Dimension ÄRM Ondata: Activate. Transport all humans in the area to Luberia Fortress!

Babbo

(as he’s left behind) Humans? Wh-wh-what about me? Oh, no! (is transported)

Jack

Wh-what happened?

Dorothy

We were instantly teleported.

Whoa, I want one of those!

Babbo

(after being teleported) Oh, good. They didn’t forget about me.

Jack

Well, then what comes after this?

Edward

War games. After destroying much of the world, and fostering fear and hatred among the people of MÄR, they will offer up a competition. This way, they can kill those who might rebel against them and acquire their ÄRM, eliminating the strong and forcing the weak to live in fear. In the games six years ago, Boss and Alan entered to lead the Cross Guard to victory. Having lost in the previous war, the Chess Pieces will most definitely want revenge. It shouldn’t be long before it happens again, just like it did six years ago!

(punches the mountain beside him, cracking it) A game? (The cracked area crumbles, leaving a large hole around Ginta’s fist) They found a way kill even more people, and they call it a game?!?!? Now I understand, now I understand… why everyone is trying to stop the Chess Pieces. We have to stop them, they have to be destroyed completely!

Jack

(after being praised for growing so much food for the villagers in Vestry) It’s nothing, it’s nothing!

How can you say that, Jack? It’s hardly nothing, no matter how you look at it, those fields are completely overgrown!

Jack

I suppose so. I surprise even myself sometimes. Dorothy’s earth nature stone really did the trick. Because of that and my training I’ve increased my magical power! You know, Ginta, I think I’ve grown up quite a bit!

Uh, you came from the country of witches, isn’t that right, Dorothy? Well, why’d you leave your home, anyway?

Dorothy

I needed to search for powerful ÄRM, and…

Dorothy, you must gather every ÄRM you can find. We are going to destroy… THAT WOMAN!!!

Dorothy

There’s a woman… that I’m looking for. So I can destroy her.

*laughs* Haa, that’s a good one, Dorothy! Heh heh… heh. I mean, uh… you were just kidding about that, right?

Princess Snow

(after kicking Ginta in the back of the head) Snoooow KICK! *lands and laughs hysterically*

What’s wrong with you, why’d you drop kick me?!?!?

Princess Snow

You’re always talking with Dorothy, what about me, what about meeee???

Edward

Well, I must say it’s good to see the Princess so spirited again! After all the running and fighting, she must have been very stressed.

Jack

You mean, you mean THAT’S how she really is?

Pano

So who am I going to flatten?

Jack

(thinking) Time to do my thing!

YEAH! I’M the next challenger!

Jack

WHOOOOA! (grabs Ginta to keep him from stepping onto the field) Whoa, Ginta, hold on a minute!

Pano

You’re not too impressive compared to that last dud. And now that I have a closer look at you, your face kind of looks like a monkey.

Jack

What? I won’t let you talk to me like that! Weapon ÄRM, BATTLE SHOVEL!

Pano

(thinking) If you’re trying to catch me off-guard it isn’t going to work.

Jack

She’s stuck and helpless. And now it’s time to put an end to this round. (Climbs up the beanstalk to Pano)

Pano

(screams) Aah, jerk! Keep your hands off my innocent body!

Jack

Huh???

Pano

Pervert!

Did she just call him a pervert? What’d Jack do?

Babbo

I don’t know, I couldn’t see from here.