Nanashi quotes from MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance

Nanashi

(after seeing Princess Snow and Dorothy) How could I have missed these two hotties? I could never steal from such hot babes! No way! I’d rather take them to dinner!

Nanashi

So, the princess of Lestava, a kid from another world, a strange ÄRM once used by Phantom. No wonder they’re after you guys. But, instead of running you establish Team MÄR to fight them.

Nanashi

Buried here are my Luberian comrades. I will never forget them. But I’m not the only one. People are digging graves all across the world of MÄR, now that the Chess Pieces have declared war.

Nanashi

I don’t know. I’ve never seen Jack fight. Is he really bad at it? Should I be worried?

Nanashi

Why? Because i like girls! Gyaha!

Nanashi

Gyaha! Gyahahahaha!

Nanashi

Hey wait, what will you do with that stuff?

Nanashi

You didn't mean to...

Nanashi

Maybe, I will admit defeat.. if Dorothy-chan gets naked

(thinking) *Are they Chess?* (to Nanashi) What do you want with us?

Nanashi

You are Chess Pieces, aren’t you? Prepare to die.

(storms up to Nanashi) We’re Team MÄR, buddy! You guys are the Chess Pieces!!! Look what you did to our Magic Carpet! You better fix it! And I mean fast, mister!

Nanashi

*thinking*

Fess up, ya jerk! Come on, say something!

Nanashi

*still thinking* … Wait a sec! Have I made a mistake here?!?

Yeah, hello! WE’RE fighting against the Chess Pieces!

Nanashi

We’re not the Chess Pieces, either, we’re members of the Thieves’ Guild, of Luberia.

Luberia.

Nanashi

I’m in charge here, I’m sorry there’s been some confusion. You can call me Nanashi. *laughs* I guess it’d be unlikely for kids like you to be in the Chess Pieces, huh? *continues laughing*

We’re not all children, ya jerk!

Nanashi

Okay. Let’s take our guests home, men. Dimension ÄRM Ondata: Activate. Transport all humans in the area to Luberia Fortress!

Babbo

(as he’s left behind) Humans? Wh-wh-what about me? Oh, no! (is transported)

Jack

Wh-what happened?

Dorothy

We were instantly teleported.

Whoa, I want one of those!

Babbo

(after being teleported) Oh, good. They didn’t forget about me.

What do you think, Snow?

Princess Snow

And he would be… the sixth person, wouldn’t he?

*smiles* Okay, Nanashi, we’re going with you to Vestry.

Nanashi

Alright. Dimension ÄRM Ondata: Activate now. Transport everyone here… to VESTRY!

Nanashi

(totally sauced) I like it here, I guess saving others isn’t such a bad racket. (sees something and sobers up immediately) Ginta!

Huh?

Nanashi

Take a look at the moon.

Princess Snow

Oh, Jack.

Nanashi

Just let the rescue squad take care of him now.

Princess Snow

But Nanashi, is that really an effective attack? Does it hurt?

Nanashi

…yeeeah. A lot.