For your information Mama, I was almost splattered clear over that
An accident? Are the jars all right?
What the hell is the matter with you, you been sniffing them gooseberries?! I just told you I spent three hours dodging semis across three lanes of public highway!
Isn't that dangerous?
(to Naomi) Come here. Look at me. (pause) Are you in there?!
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