[After Malcolm's half-assed efforts to destroy a gun nearly end in a shooting]
CCop
So let me see; you found the gun, didn't tell your father, handled it, hid it inside the house, handled it again to move it and tried to destroy it with a hacksaw. And at no point did you contact the police until after the gun went off?
Yes, I know.
CCop
What did you say your I.Q. was?!
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