KMs. Kmetko
Where are my resumés?
BKBrian Kmetko
You mean the ones that are practically glowing in the dark?
S1 E2Where's Marty
Are you Marty? Do you have three Olympic gold medals? Then leave me. The hell. Alone.
Lauren (to her dad): Oh, please. You're banging your secretary?
Executive Assistant!
STSteve Tanner
And I'm not, you know, "banging" anybody. Summer and I have discovered that we have real.. feelings for each other.
When? When did you discover these "feelings"?
Six months ago.
Could you be more of a cliché? And you? (addresses Summer) I had you pegged for a gold-digger back on our Cabo trip. Way to take notes in a tankini!
Fresno?
Yeah, didn't you know it's the gymnastics capital of the world?
DGDenver Gymnast 1
(about Lauren on beam) Man, is she good!
DGDenver Gymnast 2
Yeah. But I hear she's a bitch.
CACarter Anderson
Who puts a phone in the laundry room? Your family is nuts.
You should probably go. I think your mom is going into the drive-through the wrong way... in reverse.
RCRonnie Cruz
I don't remember saying anything about children.. I only bought so much shrimp dip.
I think people are intimidated by me. I mean, my nails are good, like Lady Gaga-good, and my look is flawless!
Becca Keeler; I'd kiss Nick Jonas, I'd marry Joe Jonas, and I'd kill Kellie Parker.
Why? Why would you kill Kellie Parker?
'Cause she's better than you on vault.
Why wouldn't you just let Payson beat her? Wouldn't that be more fun?
And less prison time, eh?
Who would you kiss, Pay?
I don't know... Barack Obama.
I'll drive them home.
Awesome!
S1 E3Blowing Off Steam
We have to find a better means of communication than a communal bucket of chalk!
I swear, if my father doesn't find a real coach soon, I'm going to join the carnival.
Well, then we're going to need work permits, tattoos and gypsy names.
SBSasha Belov
You think I left England to compete in Romania because I want money? Who do I look like, David Beckham?
STSteve Tanner
Yes, actually, you kinda do.
Boys are after four things at a kegger: Brew, booty, more booty, and even more brew!
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