[Magnum is unsure if he's talking to Higgins or his half-brother]
Tell me a story. The "Gunga Din Story"!
For god sake Magnum, this is hardly the time!...
If you're Higgins, anytime is the time! The "Gunga Din Story" now!
Malaysia, 1943. Our regiment was hopelessly outnumbered and faced certain death. In our ranks was a young Lt. Ian Bowerly and during a lull in the battle he recited Gunga Din. I suppose to keep up our courage in face of the inevitable. His eloquent recitation grew increasingly louder until it thundered through the jungle. To our amazement, the Japanese troops walked forward. Although they spoke no English they were entranced by the poem. They allowed us all to leave the area unharmed except for poor Mr. Bowerly. As we made our escape we could hear him reciting other Kipling favorites, literally for miles. To this day, his fate remains unknown.
Thank you. I believe your half brother is going to assassinate the president of Costa De Rosa.
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