Pretty Sammy quotes from Magical Project S

It's against school rules to stand on the hand railing!

Gee, what do you expect?!

Oh! Dad!

Ginji

Welcome, Pretty Sammy!

Hello. Sorry to drop in like this.

Ginji

And with your shoes still on, too!

Uh, you see...! Well... Oh! What to do?! I'm sorry.

Sammy, we're very happy that you dropped by but Sasami's still at school.

No, uh, that's okay. (thinking) I've got a bad feeling.

Please, eat up.

(thinking) It's much bigger than normal.

Ginji

It's delicious, Sammy.

Have as much as you like.

Um, uh, I really do have to run...

But it's my homemade cake! Won't you have some? So, won't you have any?

Ginji

It really is delicious, you know!

Sammy!

I'll have some! I'll have some cake, okay?!

My stomach's gonna burst!

Misao

Sammy!

Huh? Misao!

Misao

What were you doing at home?

Please, don't ask.

What is that?

Ginji

I know! It's a giant carpenter!

Oh, Ginji! You're so right!

I see! A giant carpenter!

No way on Earth!

Uh, okay.

Ryo-Ohki

Looks like you've lost your chance to made an appearance.

Yeah.

Misao

But I wonder who's wearing that costume?

Dunno.

Mihoshi

Oh, my. I thought she'd be too embarassed to show her face.

(embarassed) Anyway, count on Sammy when it comes to magical incidents! Magical Girl Pretty Sammy. I've arrived, despite my embarassment. (everyone excepts Kenji are embarassed) Uh, could you at least look at my official pose?

No, thanks.

Hiroto

The whole world's in danger! What've you been doing, Sammy?!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Konoha

Don't tell us that you were just sitting around eating cake!

Actually, that's exactly what I was doing.

Fool.

Kenji

How adorable, Sammy!

Gee, thanks.

Misao

Sammy...

Ryo-Ohki

Can't you see the antenna on her head?

Oh, that!

Who are you?

Sorry to hide like that. I'm the magic secret guard from Juraihelm. They call me the Overly-Splendid Oryo.

Magic secret guard?

A magic secret guard is one of the people who works to protect the queen of Juraihelm.

Ryo-Ohki

For the queen? You mean Tsunami became the queen?

Yes, Tsunami is my nest mistress. Take a look.

The moon got bigger!

Ryo-Ohki

That's...

Right. The magical kingdom of Juraihelm.

Tsunami!

Ryo-Ohki

Mistress Tsunami! I mean, Queen!

No way! I'd rather die than die in this outfit!

Mihoshi

Miss Date, your Japanese is terrible. You'd better start reading some books.

Teacher, I don't really think this is the issue here.

Mihoshi

AAAAH!! THE CAT TALKED!!

What'll we do, Oryo?

Kenji

At this rate, everyone's gonna be done in!

First of all, I'll...

Shut up, Teacher!

Mihoshi

B-But the cat was talking!

That's not what's important here!

Hiroto

That's right! Who cares about a talking cat when the Earth is headed for the sun?!

Mihoshi

Okay.

Here, Sammy! I always make one for Sasami's field trips. Go ahead!

Thank you! I love your lunch boxes!

Misao

Be careful, Sammy.

No problem! I'll whiz here! Boom! Fix the problem! And zoom! Whiz home! Okay? See ya.

Ryo-Ohki, what does that...

Ryo-Ohki

WH-WHAT?!

Who... Who the heck are you?

Ryo-Ohki

What are you talking about? It's me, Ryo-Ohki!

Ryo-Ohki?

Ryo-Ohki

Oh, yeah! You've never seen me like this before. This is what I really look like.

No way.

Ryo-Ohki

It's true, I tell you!

Then who did I used to kiss good night?

Ryo-Ohki

Me.

Then who scoffed my cake and ate it behind my back?

Ryo-Ohki

Might have been me.

And who came in the bathtub with me?

Ryo-Ohki

Uh, was that me?

Gee Whiz! (whacks Ryo-Ohki)

Ryo-Ohki

That's mean, Sammy!

But I didn't know that you weren't really a cat!

Ryo-Ohki

I had to, or else your family wouldn't have taken me in!

Yeah, that might be, but still...

Ryo-Ohki

If a boy suddenly lives here, the neighbors would be shocked.

Ryo-Ohki

There's a stairway over here. Let's go.

Sure, Ryo.

Ryo-Ohki

"Ryo"? What gives? You always call me "Ryo-Ohki".

Uh, it's nothing! (laughs sarcastically) It just didn't feel right, that's all.

Ryo-Ohki

Snap to it, Sammy! There could be enemies nearby. (Sammy slaps him) Hey, what are you hitting me for?!

Because! Just because!

Ryo-Ohki

I don't get it...