Sammy and Ryo-Ohki in “New Technology”

Ryo-Ohki, what does that...

WH-WHAT?!

Who... Who the heck are you?

What are you talking about? It's me, Ryo-Ohki!

Ryo-Ohki?

Oh, yeah! You've never seen me like this before. This is what I really look like.

No way.

It's true, I tell you!

Then who did I used to kiss good night?

Me.

Then who scoffed my cake and ate it behind my back?

Might have been me.

And who came in the bathtub with me?

Uh, was that me?

Gee Whiz! (whacks Ryo-Ohki)

That's mean, Sammy!

But I didn't know that you weren't really a cat!

I had to, or else your family wouldn't have taken me in!

Yeah, that might be, but still...

If a boy suddenly lives here, the neighbors would be shocked.