Mad quotes

[sees the bouquet as a boomerang] Oh, no! Boomerang bouquet!

This trial was doomed from the start.

[dial tone] Hello? Hello?

Still working out some of the bugs. I said "iron", not "tin"!

The Disposable Car, you'll never worry about parking again!

[with bags of vinyl records, wondering where his car should be] Wait. How do I get home?

It's Crash!

You're hired!

No, Mike; that's...never mind.

Cool. I get to be in a MAD sketch. Cool, cool, cool.

Oh, very funny. End credits.

Uh, I don't think those are transferrable.

Oh, then I can't help you.

Oh, wow! I just had the craziest dream that I was skiing!

The Water Bunkbeds. It's a work in progress.

Oh, wow. Nice scarf.

I'm not wearing a scarf. [reveals to be a snake]

[scream] Scarf snake!

Oh, har har, a golden parking ticket. Very funny!

Ducks: all they really need is money.

Sorry. Black tie only.

Dang it, the one thing I dressed down!

Flop flips! They're just as...oh, what's the point?