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S1 E15Unfinished Business

MIMan in Tent

Oh. I thought Fortune Yeller was just a typo.

GIGuy in Hospital

Good news, it's a boy!

A boy? Yahoo!

GIGuy in Hospital

Oh, sorry. I was talking to him.

So what does he have?

GIGuy in Hospital

The flu. You're in the wrong room.

Oh, man; I'd never get a baby.

WAWrestling Announcer

The M&MA Championship: You have to be nuts to do it!

AAnnouncer

Awkward moments never in danger of becoming extinct.

BMBritish Man

[after reading the note the treasure was revealed to be the same spot] What? Curse you, Lean John Silver; the Physically Fit Pirate!

[last lines]

AAnnouncer

[sing-song-y] Kristen Stewart...

KSKristen Stewart

[on voicemail] Stop calling me!

MIMan in Movie Theater

I knew this movie was in 3D!

PPatron

We're not even wearing glasses!

WIWreck-it-Ralph

I'm gonna wreck it! [stone collapses on creatures]

MIMan in Movie Theater

What's going on here?

WWolf

[looking in the mirror] I've been undercover so long, I forgot I was a wolf.

SBSheep Barber

Please don't eat me!

WWolf

Eat you? Yuck! Get out of here! [sheep barber flees off] Dang it, I'm in way too deep.

FFive

Hey, we're exhausted from hanging up here all day. Can we get down now?

That's enough out of you! Do you understand me?

LHLeonard Hofstadter

Well, I guess we finally got our work cut out for us.

EErnie

Says you. No way, we ain't going back to that crazy bird.

KIKid in Playground Slide

Come on! Did you not see the sign?

AMAction Man

There, I destroyed the intelligent broadcast Whitney.

AAnnouncer

Well this has been Real Life Heroes.

This summer, you'll scream until you're blue in the face! I think it was a parody of Mama.

GGargamel

Not enough Gargamel!

Too much Gargamel.

GGargamel

Fine. I know what I'm not wanted.

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